Submitted By : Miss Samixa Patel

Programming Funda

1. Two Recursive functions calling each other

     Mujhe kuchh kehna hein    
     mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein.. pehle tum, pehle tum

2. The debugger  

   Jab koi baat bigad jaye    Jab koi mushkil pad  jaye    
   Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

3. COM programming in VC++      

   Roop tera mastana...  Pyar mera  deewana....
   Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye......

4. From VC++ to VB    

   Yeh haseen vaadiyan       Yeh khula asmaan     
   Aa gaye hum kahan

5. Untrackable bug     

   aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,  awaaz de kahin se

6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)   

   Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

7. And then to the client   

   Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

8. Load Balancing    

   Saathi haath badhana       ek akela thak jayega      
   mil kar bojh uthana

9. Modem - talk on a busy connection   

   suno - kaho,       kaha -suna,    
   kuch huwa kya?       Abhee to nahin...    kuch bi nahin

10. Windows getting open sourced   

   Parde mein rahne do       parda na uthao
   parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha       allah meri tauba,
   allah meri tauba

11. Local variable  

  Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,       pal do pal meri  kahani hai,
  pal do pal meri hastihai...

12. Global variable     

  Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon       har ik pal meri
  kahani hai       har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

13. Null pointers  

  Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.


14. GOTO    

   Ajeeb dastan hai yeh      Kahan shuru kahan khatam      
   Ye manzilen hain kaun si      Na woh samajh sake na hum